Thursday, March 12, 2009
♥ ♥ Nerd Girl; 'Twister' twisting the truth?

Twister (1996), A Warner brother movie directed by Jan de Bont and starring Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton, is an adventure movie with an amateur’s view on tornado chasing. Twister was actually the first DVD to ever be released. Bill and Jo are just about to finalize their divorce papers until the largest storm to hit Oklahoma in more than half a century starts to brew and it promises to drop multiple twisters on Tornado Alley. It's the storm that Bill and Jo, both being storm chasers, and a rival group have been waiting for to earn their place in meteorological history.
As a monstrous oncoming tornado approaches stars Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton whilst standing in an Oklahoman cornfield, all they can say is “My God” Coincidentally that is all I can say after re-watching the movie that actually inspired me to become a meteorologist. The special effects that created the tornadoes are great, and better than I remembered them being. Hollywood has never been good at scientifically or historically accurate movies. Twister is just about as accurate as Jurassic park, which features dinosaurs from the Triassic period. Having a PhD in meteorology, and I’m sure my colleagues will agree, it’s very hard not to nitpick all of the false facts portrayed in the movie.
Let’s start from the beginning. It starts off in June 1969, and Jo's father mentions that the oncoming tornado might be an F5. It’s true that the Fujita- Pearson Tornado Intensity Scale is used to rate the power of the tornadoes, from F0 (weak with very light damage) to F5 (Violent with incredible damage), but the scale wasn’t created until 1971. The intensity rating can only be determined until after the damage has been looked at. For example, only after meteorologists examined damage from the Hesston, Kansas, tornado of 1990, and the Andover tornado of 1991, they were rated at F5 intensity. Being a meteorologist and beginner storm chaser, I’d just like to tell you that Chasers don’t check radar and scream “Whooeeeeeee! We’ve got ourselves an F3” Or anything along the lines of that, as the movie implies.

In the movie, storm predictions are being fed from the National Severe Storms Lab in Oklahoma, when it’s actually here, in the Storm Prediction Center in Kansas City where tornadoes are predicted, whilst the lab does basic research. A lot of the news reports in the movie are actual clips of weathermen from Oklahoma news stations, including Gary England, chief meteorologist at KWTV in Oklahoma City, and Rick Mitchell, chief meteorologist at KOCO in Oklahoma City, both of them being my heroes. The "1969" footage of Gary England giving the tornado warning to Jo's family is real footage of him giving a tornado warning. Gary England didn’t actually join the KWTV until 1972. The movie totally ignored the role of tornado spotters, as one town is hit without any warning.
As for capturing tornado chasing, or even the physics of real tornadoes, my friend Fred Ostby, chief forecaster for the Storm Prediction Center, said “I thought ‘E.T.’ was more believable.” As most high school students would know, during a real twister, air and debris whooshes in toward the tornado. Obviously the director doesn’t know this, as there are trucks, cows and houses flying in all directions. At least, the stars’ hair should have been blowing forward, not back. On the subject of comparing the directors physic skills with those of a high schooler, then I’d like to add that where the thunder and lightning is concerned, Steven Spielberg (Producer of the film), the big guy himself, should’ve checked his physics books before the movie. They don’t flash and crash at the same time, unless a storm is directly overhead, lightning is seen before thunder is heard, as light travels faster than sound.
The storms that the tornadoes are coming from do not look very realistic. They lack the typical super cell structure as well as wall cloud that a tornado would be coming from.

The tornado-predicting technology “Dorothy” containing hundreds of tiny plastic sensors that ride up the funnel to feed back data is actually based on “T.O.T.O.”, technology that the weather service abandoned 10 years ago. Personally I believe that the little plastic sensors would’ve been shattered by the big board’s that were flying through the air. Today we chasers us “Turtles”, squat sensor packs put in the middle of roads every few hundred yards. Of course tornadoes wander, altering their path and change in intensity, but they don’t just move back and forth across roads, taking sudden U-turns or dropping out of sunny and windless skies. They have relatively distinct paths.
T.O.T.O.
The Turtle
Some movie trivia that I’ve observed whilst re-watching Twister is that the characters read and watch tornado related things (ex. Aunt Meg reading Dante’s Inferno and watching Judy Garland (Dorothy from ‘The Wizard of Oz’)’s ‘A star is born’. I also noticed that Jo’s dog in the beginning is a cairn terrier, the same breed as Toto, from ‘The Wizard of Oz’. Some of the phrases used in the movie are definitely not used terms. Suck zone “is completely made up, just like “cone of silence”, sisters and "sidewinder!"

After experiencing weeks of storm chasing, I’ve learnt that unlike in twister, chasers don’t get in the way of tornadoes, let alone drive a speeding van or stand 50 yards from one, as happens over and over again in the movie. If it was close to real life, you’d be dead in the first 15 minutes of the movie. Even with the best predictive equipment and training, it’s still a matter of luck, timing and patience.
To conclude my critique, I think twister is a great movie for people who don’t go too much into depth on the facts, and enjoy special effects and adventure.

Nerd Girl, formerly known as Dr Louise Baker, graduated from Oxford University with a PhD of all sciences, at age 16. Not just your average child prodigy, as Nerd Girl seems to be taking the world by storm. Currently Nerd Girl is focusing her career on meteorology, and is taking some time off, whilst the movie of her life is being filmed, to chase tornadoes in Kansas and various other areas of Tornado Alley, and studying at the Storm Prediciton Center in Kansas City. Nerd Girl’s award winning bestseller, ‘Tornadoes suck’ is in stores now, buy your copy today!
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Thursday, March 5, 2009
♥ Bathing in the river Ganges; Not just a smelly man's bath.

The picture below shows Hindus bathing in the Ganges river for religious purposes. Hindus believe that life is incomplete without bathing in the Ganges, for it's not just a river, but a mother, goddess, tradition, culture and so much more. Some families keep water from the Ganges river in their house because it's prestigious to do so, and for the belief that if someone is dying, then they'll be able to drink the water. Apparently drinking the water can cleanse a person's soul, ridding them of all sins, and cure the ill. Right now the water is actually polluted, so I don't plan on taking a dip in it anytime soon!
The buzz around me is amazing. People taking their first dips, and some who look like they've spent their whole life bathing in the Ganges river. Some people overwhelmed by the excitement splash each other, but in an orderly fashion so that they aren't disturbing anyone. Others are calmly bobbing about, drifting away or in little wooden boats, enjoying what the Goddess Ganga has given us. Some have turned all wrinkly, like pickles, on their fingers and toes. But that doesn't matter, they're doing the exact same thing myself and every other bather is doing. Cleansing my soul, ridding me off all sins. Some tourists walk by, taking pictures, amazed at the peace and tranquility that's being shared, but unlike me seem to turn their nose up at this custom, whereas I'm honored to be able to experience this wonderful Hindu tradition. Okay, maybe the water is a little boggy and this is probably some of the lower class people's annual wash, but it's true, bathing in the Ganges is simply something you can't live life without doing!
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