Sunday, March 7, 2010

We is a ravishing gentleman, with an uncanny resemblance to the likes of George Clooney and Antonio Banderas. We've devoted 50 years of our exciting life to my precious, but now she's gone and we're single and ready to mingle!

We've won the Annual Middle Earth National Riddle Competition 354 times in a row, and have only been beaten out once by a foolish hobbit who stole our love (Whom we're totally over..) We currently reside in a spacious basement under caves previously owned by my mother. Thankfully she was eaten by my father, and goblins took over the caves.

We can provide you with a variety of meals, as many of the goblins escapees only make it far enough to my lair. I enjoy talking long strolls in the caves, and eating roasted rabbit. I'm searching for a soul-mate who doesn't mind not seeing the sun for months, and looks like Catherine Zeta mixed with Pamela Anderson.